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Grapes McGoogin
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States

By the great booty of mount Celestia you are actually reading my profile.

Want to know about me? I'm a Yankee rebel. A rightist liberal. A learned hillbilly. A trigger happy peace mongerer. A racist civil rights activist. The loudest shy person. A straight faggot. A walking fucking dichotomy. I am Skoon. Welcome to the tangled mess, demon spawn.

OLD account :iconstripedfox:

Steam name: CookieSkoon

Tumblr accounts:

Personal blog:
Furry art:
Pony art:
Berry Punch:

Current Residence: Yankee Appalachia
Favourite genre of music: Yes
Favourite style of art: 2D video games

Many people have asked me across the board if I will consider some cheap edit commissions to turn this butt-

Celestibum by CookieSkoon

Into the butt of their personal OC. Pony or standard furry, it does not matter.

I would love to do this!

Now the bad news-

I still haven't gotten my online bank account working. It's been seven months or so that I've been struggling with my bank to get an online account to function.

It has boiled down to me having to call their main office.

Here are the reasons why this hasn't happened yet-

1. I have no phone.
2. Severe phone anxiety. 
3. Severe phone anxiety.
4. Calling strangers makes me want to throw up because it makes me[i] that[/i] nervous (seriously I am not kidding here).
5. The only phone I have access to is not here when they are open.
6. I hate waiting through hours of recorded messages.

As long as I have this problem I unfortunately cannot take commission payments. Yes, paypal can still give me money buuuuuuuut I won't be able to see if it came through until I get the bank in person; which is very difficult to do since I also don't have a car and it is in the next town over. My ride is not home when they are open, typically.

Not being able to instantly check my account means I am vulnerable to being fucked over. I can't really wait until I check my account in person because; A. It takes a long time for me to get to the bank during business hours and their ATM is absolute garbage B. I wouldn't be able to tell who sent it.

But what about letting the money sit in Paypal itself?

I do not trust them. I don't trust paypal at all. Too many horror stories of them deciding to keep your money because you used them to sell porn or they decide you didn't ship something when they think you were supposed to (a lot of people do not use Paypal properly). I wouldn't even use them were there a good alternative.

I would basically have nowhere for it to go other than to spend it rather quickly. 

SOOOOOOOOOO in conclusion; I want to. I really do. However life loves to inconvenience me and laugh from a dark corner.

Addendum: Change your bank. Well, there aren't many around here. I am with Community bank NA which have great perks but seem to operate like a bunch of retarded monkeys are running it.

Chemung canal is a bank full of crooks.

Elmira savings just opened around here so maybe I'll look into them.

And that's about it for where I live.

Another addendum (quoted from inkbunny):  

“you can't just transfer the money out of your paypal into your bank account when you've confirmed that it has been received?”

“One part I forgot to mention is that I haven't gotten Paypal confirmed on my account yet either for these same reasons. 

I mean; I suppose I can do that afterwards though.”

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Tazimo Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Speedfreak MLP Equestria Games Mascot by Tazimo

I'm Speed Freak. You may call me Speedy. I'm here to invite anyone who is interested to join the MLP OCT (Original Character Tournament)

Meet new friends. Develop your artskills through a series of fun challenges, maybe win some great prizes and of course have fun.

If you are  interested please click the link below to check out the group.


Hope to see you there >:) (Smile)
ZoaRenso Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
such exquisite art~
CookieSkoon Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you. :)
EdwinShy Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It took 3 years but I finally drew fanart of Naughty Luna, the human design you made for her I was going to send it you on tumblr but I didn't see a sumbit button on your blogs so I thought I share it with you here hope you like it! Human Naughty Luna by EdwinShy  
CookieSkoon Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dude! That's awesome. :D 

It's rare that people even recall the human version let alone draw fan art. Thank you. :)
EdwinShy Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude I still have the 2nd image of her I based my drawing on as a ref besides gotta show love for one my favorite pony artists :)
xXBLITZyXx Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I adore you
CookieSkoon Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaaw well, thank you. ^w^
Sanuye-Mingan Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
Hey do you wanna join this contest? its really fun:D (Big Grin)…
CookieSkoon Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If an idea strikes me, sure! 
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